失敗, 失守, 失常, 失去知覺的CC
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本帖最後由 C.C. 於 2013-11-17 16:18 編輯
見到主題神秘之夜, 因為神秘兩個字令到CC第一次自動自覺好快手咁報左個名, 就睇下你有幾神秘。
放工去到見到又槍, 又骰盅, 又啤牌, 又魚蝦蟹咁...喂~我係咪去錯地方呀?well
賭神之夜~ oh~~ CC唔賭嫁, 點算好!?算~~好累, 時間尚早, 沖個涼去訓陣先。準備訓既時候, 有美人shiba過來相伴, 難得有美相伴, 訓少陣又有乜所謂丫~
於是我地就傾下計, 越傾就越多人...麒麒, Alvin, samL...CC都係訓唔到架喇。直到名牌寶寶Chanel來到, 仲帶埋CC喜愛既零食來比我做晚餐...當然就要起身陪沖涼啦...神手Taylor亦都到左, 好識做既CC就緊係借機搵埋佢一齊沖涼, 順便介紹佢地相認啦。沖涼前好似仲捉左zero比我同Chanel玩, 一個cc應該係好文靜的, 一個chanel亦都好溫和, 但當cc遇上chanel, 兩個一齊就變得好邪惡了。今次我地唔玩搣, 玩彈...彈完linlin彈蛋蛋...好變態啊~~ sm完zero, 比返少少甜頭佢, 叫到小zero醒醒地, 我地兩個就即刻就走....去沖涼~~wakakaka
主題活動開始, 原來要射槍來搵錢....oops, CC係盲嫁...點搞呀~~就連支槍都搞唔掂, 仲講話要射中目標!?對CC黎講, 根本就係mission impossible!!!!最後果然係要Dr.出手幫一幫CC, 先至中返兩槍, 得四百蚊咋, 陰公....都話左CC好鬼窮架啦, 失敗呀!
因為對賭真係好反感, 所以當大家一開始賭局既時候, CC就失左蹤, 不過alvin好識做, 去左沖cocktail比我地, 仲話女仔緊係唔使比錢咁話...好彩咋, CC無錢買架, thank you~
失左蹤一陣, 名牌寶寶好快就發現唔見左我, 黎左搵我, 知道我唔賭, 仲鼓勵我敗下家, 是旦放曬d錢錢出黎求其買...kakaka...果然唔識賭既通常都係會贏的。玩左3鋪都win...身家倍增....最終我都係放棄, 將d錢比曬taylor幫我玩...haha
突然聽到Happy Birthday to you.............Happy birthday to Chanel & CC...
CC? 我好似仲有半年先生日喎...hahaha, 可能我同名牌寶寶真係太似twins喇, 所以連dr.都搞錯左....唔緊要, 雖然唔係好關事, 不過好開心可以同chanel bb一齊切蛋糕...happy birthday dear.之後好開心咁同chanel傾計既時候, 中間突然間有人阻礙左我地既視線, CC自然反應一手推開左佢...sorry ar saml, 打擊左你添...hahaha
大家玩完遊戲, 兌現願望之後....已經聽到房內傳來chanel既聲音....CC又點可以唔入去睇下咩事呢?
一入房已經見到chanel被圍攻, 正當我走到她身旁既時候, 佢就話 “你唔係幫佢地呀?”...oh, 我當然唔會咁做啦....(其實我本來真係想架, hee)....轉攻另一邊既dr....另一邊霜, 麒麒亦都同小cc傾緊計....但失常既事開始發生了....小cc其實無乜反應...竟然會咁!?唉~搞乜啊混亂中亦有其他朋友仔埋來, cc既guarding angel竟然係忙碌中還會提醒其他人cc係好需要心理準備, 要握手嫁...well~~果然係好盡責丫~ 到最後, 人多到連chanel手都握唔到, 要握腳....咁既情況, dr.便帶cc去第二間房...係時候要來個evaluation...作為診所既音效表達治療師, cc既音效都唔係流的, 係dr.既評估過程中加埋路過既taylor...兩個輪流為cc放水, 好似超過廿次, 失守了!cc既水源同音效一樣, 好似都係沒完沒了咁...還吸引左好多人來觀摩兼實習.....taylor一邊講解, 其實同學都爭取實習機會...即係咁, 其實只要你係有禮貌, 唔嚇親CC,令CC反感既話, CC都好樂意做大家既白老鼠, 讓大家實習既...brother就岩喇, 識得握我手之餘, 仲識響我耳邊話我知佢係邊個....抵讚!
大家實習完畢, 我諗dr.都比我pass卦...剩下cc同taylor...繼續纏綿一下, 玩左一陣, 可惜小cc狀態真係欠佳, 即使cc有幾咁想同大家大戰360回合, 但小cc就係say no...心理同生理極度唔配合, 咪以為水源充足就一定在狀態, 水源同潤滑度真係可以係兩碼子既事...sigh...最終都只係可以小戰一會, 便要休息, 好失常!
之後dr.買左d野食返來, 深夜來到既大sam又埋頭苦幹咁煮水餃比大家食, 都係食下野先啦... 同sam傾左幾句, 佢...佢...佢...竟然唔認得我, 枉我每日都在forum同佢傾計, 佢真係無心肝呀~~
不在狀態既cc, 食飽飽, 再飲下酒, 睇下會唔會好d啦.....
周圍行下, 又見到房間內好多人, 床尾見到有人趴左係度, 就來個突擊啦....wahaha, 呢個target既耳仔真係好好玩, 反應好吸引.....無幾耐, 就比佢 “咩”返我去少人d既房間....雖然已經去到床邊, 但佢點fing都係fing唔甩cc的...cc係佢背上, 死都唔肯落床....haha, 大家應該發現到cc另一個強項啦, wakaka...好喇, 收拾心情, 好努力咁搶左個主攻位, 其實我好擔心小cc又say no...雖然最後都玩到後有猛男攻擊, 身下有名牌寶寶, 眼前仲有zero小deedee...但自知狀態欠佳, 相信同我有接觸既對手都應該feel到...所以真係multitask唔到, sorry ar zero....
沖完涼, 差唔多係時候準備做我同chanel一早叫左dr.幫手做既野...不過見chanel仲忙緊, 所以打算訓一陣先..... 扭左saml陪我訓著先比佢走....
點知...一訓落床, 我就好快失去知覺了.......期間知道有人埋過來, 響我耳邊同我講過野, 問過我係咪想訓咁...但我累到, 連張開眼望下既力都無....就繼續訓...究竟係邊個?你係邊個呀?做咩唔叫醒我呀?........訓訓下竟然自己醒左, 行出廳d人走曬~
oh我訓左幾耐呀?
醒左又食下野, 再同dr., saml猜埋飲淨既酒....傾下計, 傾下傾下都快天光了, 點都要訓多陣啦.....撞鬼, 飲左d酒, 個人醒曬~~ 多得dr.用佢既方法幫一幫cc, 等cc可以再次倦透入眠。呢個方法真係好work, thank you dr., 就這樣伏在dr.身上又極速睡了。
鬧鐘響起, 係時候要醒下喇。dr.唔見左, 已經起身執緊野...點解?明明係攬住佢訓嫁, 點解訓醒我會攬住左另一邊既saml既?
一向注重健康, 每朝既早餐對cc黎講係最重要的, 難得見到隔離既人仲係熟睡中, 今次仲唔可以真係玩返次偷襲?hehehe....
點知叫醒左細果個, 但大果個點都唔醒....呢個情況聽就聽得多, 但發生係我身上就真係未試過囉...好大打擊呀~~ 既然係咁................我..............繼續訓, 哼~~到鬧鐘再響....嘩~~你究竟教左幾多個鬧鐘呀?Dr. 同我隔離果個講, 佢側邊有個袋.... 跟住大果個就投訴cc整到細果個醒曬....喂~唔關我事, 佢自己醒咋。
咁我地都好環保既, 袋呢d野, 唔好waste, 用埋佢啦.......最後有人投訴一起身就要出汗囉......
愉快過後, 起身執埋d野, 又要繼續忙碌的一天了。
PS: 對於唔熟既朋友, 我可能會好cool, 唔多同你地講野, 但其實我只是慢熱一點, 所以多d同我講下野啦....我唔會食人嫁。Nice to meet you, 紅蕉, Kelvin, brother.
Wendy, 同你只係見過幾次, 但感覺好似又熟左d啦, 我真係又訓左。
另外, 不得不佩服dr.每一次為主題活動既悉心準備, 我真係睇到果份用心, 為左令大家更容易融入活動都花左唔少心機, cc好感謝你既付出, 每次能夠來到活動, 我都好開心, 謝謝你! -
睇完個放水次數,得兩個字送比妳:妳真係好犀利
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我想話,其實我無訓到,亦訓唔到,讓SamL同周生陪你就夠啦,咪咁貪心!
我,出返廳繼續溝左d薄荷酒飲,然後就開始慢慢執返好個好似發生完第三次世界大戰既地方! -
ms306 發表於 2013-11-17 19:35
下次我如果加入, 我學識握手仲要講埋俾你知我係邊個, 不過希望你到時仲有意識
hahaha..有時真係人多, 房又黑, 未必睇到係邊個嘛....
cc好需要安全感嫁...放心, 我應該好快recover, 唔會再咁失策架喇。 -
C.C. 發表於 2013-11-17 19:32
果時未架...不過分唔到心去數嘛...
下次我如果加入, 我學識握手仲要講埋俾你知我係邊個, 不過希望你到時仲有意識 -
ms306 發表於 2013-11-17 19:26
因為你已經pass out咗~~
果時未架...不過分唔到心去數嘛... -
C.C. 發表於 2013-11-17 19:15
我都唔係好知啊
因為你已經pass out咗~~ -
QueenB 發表於 2013-11-17 18:41
Hehe
我去唔到都好失落架
唯有等下次囉
見唔到你, 大家都好失落...好似爭緊d野咁...
我會等你嫁... -
wc306 發表於 2013-11-17 18:26
CC you bedroom girl! 雖然同場但都只係見到幾面, 下次想同你傾計要跟實你入房先得!跟據小記現場直擊報 ...
aiya...CC太累, 又掛住入bedroom訓覺...下次坐定定同你傾丫~
乜話?23次?我都真係唔知wor...holy....who did it?HAHA -
QueenB 發表於 2013-11-17 17:10
係咩?
CC
點精彩法啊?
我都唔係好知啊 -
QueenB 發表於 2013-11-17 17:09
HahahahaZero , she wanted you
hahaha...其實只要係同我熟既, 我又真係唔介意訓覺既時候有人埋來陪下我嫁... -
QueenB 發表於 2013-11-17 17:07
Support CCAfter reading your report I have a better image of what went on during the event
Hehe ...
oh..係啊~有兩男伴睡, 真係好sweet啊~
as usual, i hardly have encounter with newbies, that's true.
CC好慢熱嫁.....除非佢地好主動, 友善or之前都有傾下計咁啦, if not...真係難少少。 -
ms306 發表於 2013-11-17 17:03
雖然我唔得閒,不過我都耳聞你精彩表現!!
你又點會聽唔到丫...嘿~~ -
wc306 發表於 2013-11-17 18:26
CC you bedroom girl! 雖然同場但都只係見到幾面, 下次想同你傾計要跟實你入房先得!跟據小記現場直擊報 ...
23 times ?!?!?
Holy shitLol
毛毛掛著你哦
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ms306 發表於 2013-11-17 17:26
QueenB,你太受歡迎啦,我都耳聞有'人s'見唔到你好失落
Hehe
我去唔到都好失落架
唯有等下次囉 -
CC you bedroom girl! 雖然同場但都只係見到幾面, 下次想同你傾計要跟實你入房先得!
跟據小記現場直擊報導, CC小姐放水23次! 真係能人所不能!
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QueenB 發表於 2013-11-17 17:10
係咩?
CC
點精彩法啊?
QueenB,你太受歡迎啦,我都耳聞有'人s'見唔到你好失落 -
ms306 發表於 2013-11-17 17:03
雖然我唔得閒,不過我都耳聞你精彩表現!!
係咩?
CC
點精彩法啊? -
C.C. 發表於 2013-11-17 16:35
原來係你.....
aiya...你來攬下我丫嘛....我會睬你嫁~
HahahahaZero , she wanted you
I'm sure everytime CC falls asleep in bed, she will not reject some fun geh. Hahahah
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Support CCAfter reading your report I have a better image of what went on during the event
Hehe Even though little CC wasn't feeling it, seems like u had many company la:)
As always, SBC is a place for you to release stress.
Having two men by your side while sleeping is awesome , JEALOUS hehe
But from your report I haven't figure out if u encountered with any of the newbies hehe
I guess I'll need to find out from their report!
Until next time CC