Shiba 發表於 2014-12-21 12:19
Haha! If u feel embarrassing to approach the girls
Let me know I am happy to help....
Shiba, please let me join your team next time.

I need all the help you can give me...

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QueenB 發表於 2014-12-17 21:40
What's a bawdy sonnet ?
In layman's terms, a naughty poem.

In technical parlance, something a wee bit more complex...

bawdy
adjective

1. indecent; lewd; obscene.

sonnet
noun

1. Prosody. a poem, properly expressive of a single, complete thought, idea, or sentiment, of 14 lines, usually in iambic pentameter, with rhymes arranged according to one of certain definite schemes, being in the strict or Italian form divided into a major group of 8 lines (the octave) followed by a minor group of 6 lines (the sestet), and in a common English form into 3 quatrains followed by a couplet.

(Yours is in the Italian form, by the way, with a twist...)

本帖最後由 MrLatino 於 2014-12-17 20:55 編輯
QueenB 發表於 2014-12-17 15:18
Not in the mood .

Gimme some time .
Sorry to hear that. I actually wrote a bawdy sonnet for Your Highness, and was planning to offer it to you in person on our next event, but if it may cheer you up, I could post it here. What say you?

QueenB 發表於 2014-12-14 15:45
So I re read this post again...

"I howled like a feral beast"... Still cracks me up
I hope it still makes you tingly, my lady...

How about part 2 of your own memoir, by the way?

deecomma 發表於 2014-12-3 19:58
Holy hot damn this was well written. Please bring a laptop and help us start writing our own memoirs ...
Tell you what: you teach me some suave, naughty Canto phrases to say to da ladies, and I'll teach you how to write like that.

Happy birthday, Shib. Sorry I missed your little party...

By the way, we're all waiting for part 2 of your memoir.

Thank you, my Queen. It seems everyone's having a ton of fun at the expense of my hard work...

Dr. 發表於 2014-12-2 09:05
I wonder whether there is anyone who would translate this to a Chinese version so there are more who ...
I was actually gonna propose that to you guys!

You, my good Doctor, the Queen and Jenson could do it, as you guys have the necessary linguistic skills for it. I think the other members would appreciate it a lot.

QueenB 發表於 2014-12-2 00:14
Petite morte...
I lost in words. You've set the bar pretty high up now for other members to overc ...
I'm going to choose to read that setting the bar high up stuff as a confirmation of my sexual prowess, and not as a confirmation of my literary skills.

Please read this report everytime you'll be attending one of the parties, my Queen. I'm sure it'll make you good.