格林童話2010 - 來自K隆星的魔頭曹長
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本帖最後由 Seed 於 2010-4-15 18:41 編輯
Grimm's Fairy Tales 2010 – The Evil Master Kururu from planet Keron"
According to our mighty Sergeant Major Kururu who has been suffered from Psychosis, we are supposed to hand in our post-activity report in English or we may get punished by the deadliest weapon of all times --- the easily broken vibrator gun! So here we go. For those who don't understand my poor English, I suggest you to bring along an Instant-Dict with you when you read.
Everyone knows that Grimm's Fairy Tales has been around since 1812. It is still one of the most broadly published storybook with millions of copies, editions and languages. SBC is going to repeat that marvelous work of arts once again in 2010.
Chapter One – The Evil Summon
Once upon a time (Don't laugh just yet, most Grimm's Tales begin with the same boring phrase), there was a mighty Sergeant Major named Kururu coming from the planet Keron of the gamma storm cloud system, who continuously tried to conquer the female members of the SBC world (refer to as SBCers from here then on), but failed miserably each time.
The story began on the day of yet another primary school party organized by this two-foot-tall frog-like invader. All the superheros were ordered to gather at a secret telephone booth right outside a mention-or-you-will-die MTR station.
Doctor One-line Abalone (or in short Dr. OLA) who was an ordinary doctor on planet Earth, focused his study on human body parts (mainly female body parts to be exact) and had been crowned the most knowledgeable expert on Laitartology. He was somehow being summoned by an overwhelming voice from the mighty Kururu on the day before the party, to submit his interest to join.
"Come....come....come....", the mighty Kururu was casting a spell over the SBC website where the party schedules were posted.
"Yes, master.....", Dr. OLA replied like a robot.Dr. OLA clicked on the "Submit" button unconsciously, awaiting the mighty Sergeant Major's confirmation.
"Buzz...buzz...buzz...", Dr.'s Bat-mobile rang, "Yes, you have reached the Bat Hotline. What can I help you?"
"Come join us at the secret telephone booth where Superman used to strip-dance...", summoned Kururu over the other side of the phone.
"Roger that, master...."By sunset, Dr. OLA arrived on the destination, noticing a few superheros standing right besides the phone booth, not knowing others' existence.
"Here we have our first a muscular model, dude...", Dr. OLA was mumbling when he first laid eyes on one of the superheros "Wild Fire Pretty Babe" (or Wild Fire) standing closest to the phone booth. Alongside there were superhero Ulrich, Snufkin, Billupfish and the newby Niko.
The evil mighty Kururu overpowered the superheros and controlled their minds, brought them to the darkest dungeon nearby where they will be treated as sex slaves.
"I am scared....", said the newby superhero Niko.
"You are just fine. You will get used to it...", Dr. OLA was trying to give him the support he needed.After the thorough and secure search by the evil master who took all our vitamin M for the lock-up fee, the superheros finally reached the dungeon.
"Follow me, all you morons...", shouted the evil master, "take off your shoes and costume and put them in the bags..."
"Yes, master...", all superheros followed his summon and acted upon it.
"Where is the bag?"
"Where is the towel?"
"Where is my name tag?"
"Where is my dick?"Questions were all over the places. All superheros walked like ghosts, taking off their shoes and their clothes, leaving the superhero's symbolic underwear on.
"Hmm....I wonder who this SBCer is...", Dr. OLA spotted a female member of the SBC world sitting on the edge of an operation table with a patient clothing. It was a new SBCer "Rainy Palace Camp" (Rainy). She was curiously looking at the prisoners captured by the evil master. The expression on her face was so unreal. She must be thinking "what a bunch of dickheads"!
Dr. OLA, who was being captured before by the evil master, looked around the dungeon and felt less cozy and spacious as compared to the prior venue of his captivity.
"Oh hi, Cassie...", Dr. came across a familiar face, "Are you the one to start torturing us?"
"Who do you think you are old man? I hardly know who you are...", Cassie's memory was like being erased completely by the evil master.
"I am so disappointed in you, Cassie..."
"Why should I remember you? It's not like you are the most handsome superhero!"
"But I am The Dr.", I was trying to save my face in front of the superheros.
"Now, follow me to get your bath robes and towels, sex slaves...", Cassie smirked.End Chapter One
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第一個 " , " 之前已經有 4 個字唔識....
你叫我點睇
ayunano 發表於 2010-4-15 23:32用呢個啦﹐A!!!
http://hk.dictionary.yahoo.com/ -
第一個 " , " 之前已經有 4 個字唔識....
你叫我點睇 -
我睇到火野麗兒個名...終於忍唔住...笑左出黎...
然後狂笑
lulu 發表於 2010-4-15 23:10小心笑爆你個十號波､二號咀﹐醫療保險唔包架!! 哈哈哈哈.....
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Very good ,you must be a SBC english manager,Good english skill, This times i don't have times come cause need work,so let me support you at here!!!!
heyson 發表於 2010-4-15 22:17貓溫提﹐總有下次既機會!!
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"I am scared....", said the newby superhero Niko.
"You are just fine. You will get used to it...", Dr. OLA was trying to give him the support he needed.
Dr,,I do think that you are really a great do ...
nikols001 發表於 2010-4-15 20:11你應該請我飲茶添啦﹐4P喎!!!!
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幾好丫, SBC 英文部有人做開荒牛
Kururu 發表於 2010-4-15 19:56咁你俾多個英文大使章俾我先啦﹐哈哈哈哈哈哈......
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唔想睇喇已經
ayunano 發表於 2010-4-15 19:32咪咁啦﹐俾D面好喎!!
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誰人可幫手翻譯中文,謝謝!
嬌辣瑪莉 發表於 2010-4-15 19:22瑪莉﹐我會翻譯俾你睇﹐放心!!!
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嘩嘩~真係打英文喎!
魔童LaLa 發表於 2010-4-15 19:17梗係堅過石壁啦﹐曹長係至高無上架嘛!! 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈.......
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Support!!!!
I do wish I was there......
Sueee 發表於 2010-4-15 18:58You should have come, Sueee!!
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Excellent!
Dr. Pao, I forget to tell you that my report this time is chinese only. I am sorry to submit such chinese report because of my limited english.Anyway, your contribution in SBC will b ...
ulrich 發表於 2010-4-15 18:55
唔駛擔心﹐你份報告有多過一個英文字﹐過到骨!! -
first~
英文慢慢睇~
kw958 發表於 2010-4-15 18:48
呢篇野最適合去廁所爆石時慢慢一邊㷛煙一邊睇!!! -
我睇到火野麗兒個名...終於忍唔住...笑左出黎...
然後狂笑
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幾好丫, SBC 英文部有人做開荒牛
Kururu 發表於 2010-4-15 19:56
英文部主任 -
"I am scared....", said the newby superhero Niko.
"You are just fine. You will get used to it...", Dr. OLA was trying to give him the support he needed.
Dr,,I do think that you are really a great doctor XDDD -
唔想睇喇已經
ayunano 發表於 2010-4-15 19:32幾好丫, SBC 英文部有人做開荒牛
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嘩嘩~真係打英文喎!
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Excellent!
Dr. Pao, I forget to tell you that my report this time is chinese only. I am sorry to submit such chinese report because of my limited english.Anyway, your contribution in SBC will be rewarded eventually.