Dr. One-Line Abalone's Clinic Special – YJ
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In celebration of the coming English forum for non-Chinese typing SBC members, the following program will be broadcasted in English but not Putonghua. This program may contain scenes of nudity, violence, sexual contents and occasional Cantonese pinyin. Viewer discretion is advised.
In this five-minute documentary produced by the award-winning team of SBC, you will truly understand the culture of YJ-ness (aka Yum Jin).
"Hey bartender, can we order some drinks?"
"Excuse me sir, I am not a bartender. I'm a Mixologist.""Let me introduce you to our infamous DJ...."
"Sorry dude, I'm not a DJ. I'm a Turntablist."Have you ever heard of all these new "Titles"? Hilarious as it may sound but a professional title may just make you a better and a more respectful individual nowadays.
So what do we call ourselves, the SBC members? Swingers? No way!
"Swinger" is for a person who still lives in the 16th century.
YJist is the new term for the SBC frontiers!To be a YJist, one must first become a SBC member. And according to the host of SBC – Master YJist Kururu, one must be able to associate everything that come across your day-to-day life and work with hot rod dicks and juicy pussies.
For example, imagine you were having an afternoon tea in a classical Akihabara maid cafe;
"Welcome back, our mighty Master..."
"Come. Give Master a kiss and a hug, my sexy little pussy..."The kiss turned into a blow job and a hug became a cunt-drilling mission in "dragon-boat with hanging drum" style.
"Master, I'm thirsty..."
"Drink my cum, sexy...""Sexy, I am hungry..."
"Master, eat my pussy please...it's fresh...""Hmm....ah....ah....ya ma dei...Master...ya ma dei....yeah....yeah..."
"Keep going...don't stop...sexy...I'm cumming..."If you have visited those maid cafes, you know none of these would happen. But the YJists in SBC make our dreams come true.
As a spectator and reporter for this program, I witnessed a lot of YJ faces and gestures from all the ham-sup-los & ham-sup-pos. Due to the sensitive contents, no name will be mentioned in this program. But if you are interested in further details, please follow our other reports.
To give you an idea of the YJ-ness of our YJists, several of them were willing to turn themselves into "vampires", drilling and digging the blood out of our cutest & sluttiest Maid Peach. What a scene!
Due to the short program duration, my documentary research had to cut short, and I had to leave shortly after 18:30 to catch up with my next juice-sucking and finger-licking operation with my client.
I swear I will not come un-prepared next time. Short documentary is just not my cup of tea. I prefer interview with long hours. Since I had missed so many YJ scenes and intimate interactive sessions with the YJists, don't be disappointed with this yet-to-win-an-award shitty documentary.
So until next time, see you all in my clinic and don't forget to keep your YJ level over the roof!
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本帖最後由 Seed 於 2010-8-15 21:32 編輯
I am glad that I am being a YJlist and in fact I changed to be a vampires in this meeting~ hahahaha
大馬 發表於 2010-8-15 15:22其實你應該似隻蚊多D!!! 一隻好 YJ 既蚊﹐哈哈哈哈哈哈哈....
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Support Dr.'s fantastic YJ report. I hope that we can be tag-team next gathering. It is one of my dreams in SBC.
ulrich 發表於 2010-8-15 13:20徒弟仔﹐下次等我唔駛趕頭趕命先啦﹐tag team 絕對無問題!!!
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死啦~明D唔明D添
中文版+1
pikachu 發表於 2010-8-15 12:43唔明唔緊要﹐等你慢慢㗳真D﹗
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原來你故意打英文等我冇得睇既
justforyu 發表於 2010-8-15 12:24我點會故意呢? 只不過慶祝SBC黎緊有個英文版﹐所以賀一賀佢啫!
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十卜DR....
不過完全睇吾明...除左SBC哩3個英文字母
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I am glad that I am being a YJlist and in fact I changed to be a vampires in this meeting~ hahahaha
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Support Dr.'s fantastic YJ report. I hope that we can be tag-team next gathering. It is one of my dreams in SBC.
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死啦~明D唔明D添
中文版+1 -
嘩嘩........貢近呀鮑鮑~~~
我都好想試下~~dragon-boat with hanging drum
火野麗兒 發表於 2010-8-15 12:20揾Kathy試好多高難度動作都無問題啦﹐夠輕嘛!!! 咁當然要Kathy肯至得啦!!!
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站企式69我就示範左!!!
Seed 發表於 2010-8-15 12:18
嘩嘩........貢近呀鮑鮑~~~我都好想試下~~dragon-boat with hanging drum
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雖然有大半篇睇唔明~不過都十卜你啦!!
justforyu 發表於 2010-8-15 12:18咁唔怪得你做英文功課呀呀聲啦!!!
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緊係啦..咁高深既野..~~~ 要有相當既體力~~
火野麗兒 發表於 2010-8-15 12:15站企式69我就示範左!!!
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其實我成晚都無見過有人用呢招!!!
Seed 發表於 2010-8-15 11:18
緊係啦..咁高深既野..~~~ 要有相當既體力~~ -
中文版 plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ms. A 發表於 2010-8-15 03:55好難釋中文版喎﹐寫得咁無心機......
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喂喂~~boss
你成日攞我黎講信唔信我下次姦左你丫拿
peach 發表於 2010-8-15 01:39最怕你唔敢姦我咋!!! 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈.....
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dragon-boat with hanging drum好野來喎鮑鮑~~~
火野麗兒 發表於 2010-8-15 01:31其實我成晚都無見過有人用呢招!!!
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haha~ support Darling
candy 發表於 2010-8-15 01:30多謝打令Can Can﹐今次寫得無咩heart添﹐嘻嘻嘻....
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中文版 plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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喂喂~~boss
你成日攞我黎講信唔信我下次姦左你丫拿