讓我們濕掉吧

[chanel]

話說本來一直扭扭擰話去又唔去∼
到最後姣婆如我都係抵擋唔住濕濕的誘惑
冒住露出肥腩嘔死人既風險
參加左今次由意大利腸主辦既濕濕活動
快快手，沖涼換泳衣，臨時同非比妹交換泳衣
個件捩甘棄既泳衣，根本除左唔會想再著返
所以，除左玩遊戲既時候我有著住佢之外
我基本上成晚冇再著返，其實件件泳衣都好靚的
感謝準備服裝既醫生
已經好耐冇參與過遊戲派對，非常欣賞意大利腸既誠意同用心
好玩既遊戲的確可以令人更快投入到派對既氣氛
遊戲內容不多說，重點是要表揚某些男孩子既表現
害羞的偉，因為衣著唔符合主題要求，被罰要著上特備服飾默默除褲，豁出去，露出鴻鵠坦蕩蕩
瘋狂的猴子，因為輸掉遊戲，被罰扭乳頭
俾人搣到變左嫁女餅都面不改容
繼續鋪鋪不輪贏輸都站在最前線受罰
野唔洗多講，真漢子就係甘
參加派對既目的就係要放鬆去玩
有時候，男仔吸引女仔，唔一定係有咩特異功能
有男子氣慨，落落大方，就已經好搵到食
扭扭捏捏，拖泥帶水，呀支呀左除件衣服都話怕凍既
再大隻靚仔有型，好快都會被淘汰

正式開始交流活動
總括來講，我好忙
唔係一般既忙
男男女女，女女男男，又男又女

自從門常開落實執行之後
因為房入面既種種，大家扮行過都可以睇得一清二楚
亦比左個膽大家行下埋點，行下又埋點
增加被邀請既機會，所以依家多人混戰既情況常有發生
我好喜歡這氣氛

萊斯利
我總係忍唔住不停勾引你然後拒絕你
見到你咬晒唇，忍唔住想擒我個樣
我就好想糟質你（比你糟質）
壞壞既你，成日話壞壞既我好淫
樣淫聲淫一舉手一投足都係淫淫淫
原來冇飲酒既你，甘強勁
啪啪啪啪啪，反來反去都未有休息既意思
可唔可以以後唔好飲，攪完先飲？

痴線猴子
我總係忍唔住不停甘同佢傾計
特別係混戰時，明明係隔離，都忍唔住要傾
時常令人分心係我地既強項
到兩個人既時候，又忍唔住繼續有甘正經傾甘正經
猴子係我最好既交流同鳩流對象
謝謝你，在心中
但真係有個好大既問題，我地次次都係講多過做
下次，可唔可以，剩係做唔講；或者，咩都唔講，做左先？

非比妹
你可知，你是如此可愛迷人又可口？
睇你斯斯文文，但內裡係非一般的淫
你知唔知當你係我身邊俾人插到啪啪聲
當我路過房門聽到你大聲呼叫
我真係好想禁低你就欺負你
你真係覺得你行過真係可以說說再見就走？
睇住你腿張開係我面前情難自禁甘捽碟捽到升左天
你真他媽的令我變成了男人
讓我就這樣濕掉吧

源仔
你可知，我係因為非比妹既叫聲
而吸引左我入黎
我好想知，邊個猛男，令小妹子如此狂野
原來係你，另一個變態男
一個喜歡我帶眼鏡，喜歡我講粗口既痴線佬
你欠我既第一炮，到底何年何月先還？
在你手下，讓我就這樣濕掉吧

女皇乙
你是會中第一個帶我走進女女世界的美人
你溫熱的濕潤的秘密
我比誰都渴望擁有
謝謝你和我一起踏入油牆旅程
咀巴品嚐你的甜美
眼睛看著你吃意大利腸
耳朵聽著你一句又一句的興奮嘆息
源仔可以作證
讓我就這樣濕掉吧

意大利腸
雖然你可能不明白我在寫什麼
但我尽量的書面語
希望谷歌翻譯可以讓你明白多一點點
你總是如此性感，如此狂野
忘不了你的吻
我就是喜歡用魔鬼般的眼神直看著你
讓你想打我吃進肚子裏
下一次，約定你，一對一
帶我去一躺浪漫溫柔的意大利之旅，好嗎？

已經好一段時間
冇甘強悍既戰鬥力
環境同氣氛起左好大既作用
破冰遊戲有佢既作用
大家放得開，玩得尽

呢到係一片難得既樂土
要靠大家一齊去努力守護
我冇能力幫手主持安排統籌
但至少，我會努力全情投入去參與

感謝付出的每一位
你地既付出，造就左我一晚既快樂同滿足
謝謝

我係特登打晒中文既，睇下谷歌翻譯會出左咩出來

本主題由 Dr. 於 2020-8-5 04:40 移動

[Dr.]

Cavalino 發表於 2018-9-7 09:27
Welcome to my google translate world! Ahahahaha
You are so lucky to have translation like that!

[Cavalino]

Dr. 發表於 2018-9-5 11:14
忍唔住用Google translate睇下你d咁"正經"既書面語到底釋到d咩出黎，結果.......真係笑死，難為Cavalino， ...
Welcome to my google translate world! Ahahahaha

[火麒麒]

油牆尼下又點少得我呢？都想油下牆，可惜我無時間！

[QueenB]

I think italian bowel/intestine got the gist of it all
His part seems the most “normal” and easily comprehend lol

Chanel sure did take risk to see fat and ugly vomitting people

I’m sure Cavalino is full of “?”

[Quinn]

Dr. 發表於 2018-9-5 11:14
忍唔住用Google translate睇下你d咁"正經"既書面語到底釋到d咩出黎，結果.......真係笑死，難為Cavalino， ...
好好笑

[Dr.]

leslie 發表於 2018-9-5 11:30
Leslie
I always hold back and seduce you and then reject you.
See you biting your lips, hold bac ...
哈哈哈哈哈

[leslie]

Dr. 發表於 2018-9-5 11:14
忍唔住用Google translate睇下你d咁"正經"既書面語到底釋到d咩出黎，結果.......真係笑死，難為Cavalino， ...
Leslie
I always hold back and seduce you and then reject you.
See you biting your lips, hold back and want to marry me.

Google大神知道左我係入面求婚

[Dr.]

忍唔住用Google translate睇下你d咁"正經"既書面語到底釋到d咩出黎，結果.......真係笑死，難為Cavalino，唔知佢明到幾多！哈哈哈哈哈哈.....

****** by the mighty Google Translate ******

I have always been twisting and twisting and going to go~
In the end, my aunt, like me, is tempted to resist the temptation of wetness.
Taking risks to expose fat and vomiting people
Participate in the left and now by the Italian bowel to host wet and wet activities
Quickly hand, shower for swimsuits, temporary exchange with non-girls
I don’t want to go back to the swimsuit.
So, apart from playing the game on the left, I have to live outside the channel.
I basically go back in time, but in fact, the swimsuits are so good.
Thanks for preparing the clothing for both doctors
I have been very involved in the game party, I really appreciate the sincerity of the Italian intestines.
Fun, both games can really make people enter the party more quickly.
The content of the game is not much to say, the point is to praise some boys for their performance.
Shy Wei, because the clothing is in line with the theme requirements, was punished for special costumes to silently remove pants, get out, revealing Hongjun frankly
Crazy monkey, being beaten by nipples because of losing the game
The sluts are not changed when they change to the left.
Continue to pave the way to win and lose, and stand on the front line.
The wild man washes more and talks, the real man is sweet.
To participate in the party, the purpose is to relax and play.
Sometimes, when a boy attracts a girl, it must have a special function.
If you are masculine and generous, you will be able to eat.
Twisting and pinching, dragging the mud with water, and supporting the left, except for the clothes,
No matter how big the clams are, they will be eliminated soon.

Officially started the exchange activities
In a nutshell, I am very busy.
The system is generally busy
Men and women, women, men and women, men and women

Since the door is opened and implemented
Because the house is in a variety of ways, everyone can be clear and clear.
It’s also better than the left one to bury it, and then bury it.
Increasing the chance of being invited, so there are often situations in which there are many people fighting together.
I really like this atmosphere.

Leslie
I always hold back and seduce you and then reject you.
See you biting your lips, hold back and want to marry me.
I just want to make you worse (worse than you)
Bad and bad, you are bad, both are bad.
Prostitution, slutty, slutty, slutty
It’s the same as drinking alcohol.
Oh, on the contrary, there is no rest.
Can you drink it later, stir it first?

Dodge line monkey
I always hold on to the willows.
Especially when it comes to melee, it’s clear that it’s isolated.
Often distracting me from my strengths
When I was two people, I couldn’t help but continue to have a sweet and healthy life.
It’s better for monkeys to communicate with both turbulent objects.
Thank you, in my heart
But the real department has a big problem, and I’ve talked more than once.
Next time, you can, you can do it, or you can talk about it, do you do it first?

Non-sister
You know, you are so cute, charming and delicious?
You are a gentleman, but the inside is a non-generic kinky
You know that when you are tied around me, you are plugged in.
When I passed the door, I heard you calling loudly.
I really want to ban you and bully you.
Do you really think that if you have done the real thing, you can say goodbye and leave?
It’s hard to hold your legs open, and I’m not allowed to hang on to the left.
You fucking made me a man
Let me just wet it.

Source
You know, my system is because the non-beauty is called
And attracting me to join me
I want to know, a fierce man, so the little girl is so wild
It was originally for you, another perverted man.
One likes to wear glasses, I like to talk about swearing.
You owe me the first shot, in what year and what month?
Under your hand, let me just wet it.

Queen B
You are the first beauty in the world to take me into the world of women.
Your warm, moist secret
I am eager to have more than anyone else.
Thank you for stepping into the oil wall with me.
Tsuiba taste your sweetness
Eyes watching you eat Italian sausage
Ears listening to your excitement and sigh
Source can testify
Let me just wet it.

Italian sausage
Although you may not understand what I am writing
But I try to write in words
I hope that Google Translate can make you understand a little more.
You are always so sexy, so wild
Can't forget your kiss
I just like to look at you with a devilish look.
Let you want to hit me into my stomach
Next time, agree you, one to one
Take me to a romantic and gentle trip to Italy, ok?

It’s been a while
Fighting and fighting
The environment is the same as the atmosphere.
The ice-breaking game has a function as a channel
Everyone can let go, play well

It’s a rare land
It’s up to everyone to work hard to protect
I have the ability to help me organize the coordinating
But at least, I will try my best to participate.

Thanks everyone who paid
You pay for it, make you left, I am happy and satisfied for one night.
Thank you

I am specializing in playing Chinese, and my Google translation will be left.

[Dr.]

Cavalino 發表於 2018-9-4 10:23
Google translate version was... Interesting for the least...
Seem some pepperoni was mention... Hop ...
The memoir was in proper written language (including our replies).. I am not sure if the Google translate works properly this time!

[Cavalino]

Google translate version was... Interesting for the least...
Seem some pepperoni was mention... Hopefuly in a nice way ahahaha.
Guess I will have to question you directly, in an intense interview/questioning next time I see you

[Dr.]

Phoebe 發表於 2018-9-3 10:11
第一次覺得被欺負也是一件樂事
咁先係SBC既Party丫嘛！

[Phoebe]

第一次覺得被欺負也是一件樂事

[imouse]

寫得好好！ 謝謝你

[Dr.]

請問誰是「源仔」？

[Dr.]

我係特登打晒中文既，睇下谷歌翻譯會出左咩出來

我都很期待谷歌翻譯的結果，可能又是另一個笑點！

(攪到我回都要回寫書面語......哈哈哈哈哈)

[Dr.]

下次，可唔可以，剩係做唔講；或者，咩都唔講，做左先？

實在很好笑，即時噴濕了手機顯示器。我可以給你一個建議

我行李箱內有很多！

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[leslie]

香奈兒，好想瘋狂對你做所有淫賤的事，不停淫語，做盡世界上所有羞恥的事！你那充滿挑逗的淫樣，令我午夜夢迴想到也會硬繃繃。

[kky]

好正既動後 精簡又攪笑~
d中文釋名好正

[QueenB]

我看得懂妳的報告
我的中文都算不錯啦
「女皇乙
你是會中第一個帶我走進女女世界的美人
你溫熱的濕潤的秘密
我比誰都渴望擁有
謝謝你和我一起踏入油牆旅程
咀巴品嚐你的甜美
眼睛看著你吃意大利腸
耳朵聽著你一句又一句的興奮嘆息
源仔可以作證
讓我就這樣濕掉吧」

寶寶啊，
妳也是會中（除了Wendy之外） 帶我走進女女世界的美人
謝謝妳和我一起踏入油牆旅程
妳的眼神不停吸引著我
和妳一起品嚐義大利香腸係他的福氣
聽著妳一句又一句既唉聲嘆息
讓我就這樣高興