人生有幾多個九年？
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答案係一個簡單數學題，72歲唔死咪有8個囉！
今回個combination都唔錯，場地又幾好，又多野食，又見返大家遺忘多時既group sex，一個字「正」！
原本打算九周年攪攪新意思，點知又出意外，war game要推遲，唔緊要既，呢d叫冥冥中自有安排，命運安排左我地要攪Sex Party，就一定有佢既原因！
有傳說話十二月d時間係特別難度期，我就話期係自己安排既，只係優次問題。
今回出席既有(根據註冊日期先後排列):-
三師兄(kw958), imouse, Franky, Wai, Crazy Monkey, Leslie, Kush, Cavalino
KKY, Candy, C.C., Venus, QueenB, Shiba, Chanel, Phoebe, Sonia
今年比舊年好，我對自己好滿意架啦，因為舊年我直頭忘記左周年慶祝！原本既war game加飯聚變成大食會加sex party，幾好丫。邀請會員年資最耐既三師兄做主廚是常識吧，有麻甩廚房，食咩都唔駛講！無份食個d，下次有機會自己親身體驗啦！
長話短說，是晚精彩一幕，一定係Chanel襯我去左送人走既時候，捉走左Phoebe去進行佢個「邊個淫蕩呀你淫蕩」計劃，當我返到現場既時候，已經見到三師兄加入淫蕩計劃，然後陸續有Kush，同Leslie加入，戰況一時無兩，有人漏水漏濕三條潮吹巾，三條呀！我作為淫片監制，梗係要幫忙提供相應物資啦！轉個頭，迴腸既淫蕩聲吸引左響廳既Cavalino拖住QueenB響門口虎視眈眈，奈何好gentleman既Cavalino陪伴住呢期唔係好想食中菜同群P既QueenB無功而回，值得讚賞。
Monkey想做汁男既動力，驅使佢夾左同樣有群P幻想既KKY加入。KKY真係可以克服群P? 答案係.......「我有參與到架......」，但實情係佢地響不動聲色，連我響廳都見唔到佢地閃左出黎既情況底下，偷走左出黎，去左孖床房！如果你問我，我會話係「想參與但失敗既群P」囉！睇黎你對群P既定義要再參詳一下，或者細細聲去請教一下三師兄！哈哈哈哈哈....
另外，一人赴會既Sonia顯得有些少guilty，但係......有咁多啱口味既壯男，罪惡感已經可以拋諸腦後！最難得係三師兄仲可以完左佢同異國情緣夢！
「原來鬼佬四仔既情景係真架！」
呢句好毒男呀，三師兄！哈哈哈哈哈......
呢晚有專登推左兩個meetings上黎既Venus，不過我呢晚負責收集金句，陪你既責任Leslie自動請纓做左！
慘被收監既 imouse，死都話要上黎同大家say個「Hi」，結果如願以償，不過無幾多個人知你上過黎！記錄唔良好既慣犯係可憐d架啦！你安息啦！我地會記住你架啦！(盡量)
姨媽探親團成員Elmo好無奈未出閘先收韁，下次再見啦！
突然變左大忙人既Priscilla，成一點咁濟先msg我「Can I come?」我要執野check out啦，仲come? Come earlier next time啦.
最後，仲未知幾時復出既巨肺Shiba，happy birthday! 好多人都好掛住你把聲！你修身修幾耐啫？
祝SBC九周年長玩長有！
************* A non Google translate English version *****************
<<How many rounds of "9 years" you have in life?>>
The answer is a simple math problem, you will have 8 on your 72th birthday.
We had a pretty good combination, along with a very nice venue, and lots of "food" to feed the hunger. And most importantly, our long forgotten group sex scene was back! "Awesome" was the only word to describe the evening.
We intended to try out new thing on our ninth anniversary this year but fate somhow brought us back to our sex party. War game needs to be postponed. We were destined to have a party to celebrate our anniversary.
December used to be a busy month for quite a lot of people. To me personally, it is only a matter of priority and time management. With party schedule released way ahead of time this year, there is no excuse!
These were the attendees for the evening (ordered by their registration date): -
Three brothers (kw958), imouse, Franky, Wai, Crazy Monkey, Leslie, Kush, Cavalino
KKY, Candy, C.C., Venus, QueenB, Shiba, Chanel, Phoebe, Sonia
This year is way better than last year. I am so proud of myself as I remember to celebrate our anniversary! I completely forgot about it last year for some reasons. A war game and supper gathering turned into food and sex party, how wonderful! With food as part of the theme, inviting our most senior member Brother 3 (aka KW958) as our chef was simply common sense, right? With Brother 3 in the kitchen, yummy food is a must. For those who didn't have a chance to taste it, come experience it next time when opportunity arises!
To make a long story short, the best scene of the evening would probably be the moment when Chanel hijacked Phoebe while I was escorting Candy for her ride home. Chanel was ready to carry out her "who is sluttier" evil plan. When I returned to the scene, Brother 3 had already joined and assisted Chanel. People started coming in, one after another - first Kush following me from behind, then shortly after, Leslie also came in. Chanel was painting Phoebe's wall. Brother 3 was sucking and fondling Phoebe's nipples. And the dark lord came to attack the evil one who was so vulnerable and wet three diapers in seconds. Yes, THREE! OMG!!! As a producer of the evil plan, I was obliged to help provide all necessary assistance to fulfill the needs of all parties. I fled to find more diapers! Kush was told to stop Chanel from moaning but he was so lost and didn't know how to respond. Everyone was fully occupied and busy doing something to one another. The evil moans flooded the room and alerted others in the living room. Cavalino dragged QueenB along, peeking at the door, seemingly eager to join in but he was gentleman enough to stay with QueenB who didn't seem to have a crave for group sex and Chinese food recently. They went on to explore the darker side of BDSM on the other room.
The driving desire to become a "juice male" had forced Monkey to hijack KKY (who also fancied group sex......which I doubted) and came in the room. Can KKY really pull it off with so many people around her? The answer was....... "well I have participated......", but the truth was "you wanted to participate but failed"! They secretly fled to the other room just after a short while. I think KKY may need to understand the real meaning of group sex first. Brother 3 is likely give you an insight on that! Ha ha ha ha ha ....
On the other hand, Sonia came by herself this time without Marc. Free as a bird yet she felt a bit guilty to come alone. Guilt vanished when she found the tasteful delicacies around her. She had a taste for good Chinese food! Oh and Brother 3 had fulfilled his fantasy with a Caucasian too. Wasn't it a dream came true?
"I live the scene of a foreign porn star!"
Brother 3 was just so fxxking funny sometimes! Ha ha ha ha ha ... ...
Venus cancelled two meetings to be with us that night but I was busy recording all the Kodak moments. So Leslie volunteerly (proactively for obvious reason) escorted Venus and accompanied her most of the night for me.
Being imprisoned without parole, imouse can only came to say hi to everyone. I guess not that many of us knew you were there as we were all "busy". I pity you my friend. May you rest in peace. You will always be remembered (We will try harder, LOL).
A recent member of the Auntie Visit victim, Elmo couldn't make it to tge party. But hey, don't be disappointed. There is always next time.
Priscilla became super busy with work recently. A text from her asking "Can I come?" was sent at nearly 1am! Yes come.........earlier next time. We needed to pack and checked out.
Last but not the least, Shiba, happy birthday! A lot of us want you back in action! When are you gonna finish your so-call body trimming?
I wish more anniversary to come!
本主題由 Dr. 於 2020-8-5 02:31 移動
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Dr. 發表於 2017-12-8 11:52
************** Google Translate version ***************
ahahaha Welcome to my world of torture... -
Cavalino 發表於 2017-12-8 11:09
hmmm see my name... Gentleman... Google translate... still didn't help ahahaha
************** Google Translate version ***************<<How many "9 years" in life?>>
The answer is a simple math problem, 72-year-old did not die there are eight Hello! <-----LOL, it's so hilarious!
This combination is not a good match today, the venue a few good, and more wild food, see also return to us long forgotten group sex, a word "positive"! <----- completely non-sense, no wonder you don't understand at all!! LOL
Originally intended to stir the meaning of the ninth anniversary, point out and accidental, war game to postpone, do not cut it off, it d somehow arrange their own arrangements for destiny left I want to stir Sex Party, there must be both the reason ! <-------simply crazy, even I have no idea what the heck it translates to.
There are legendary December time is particularly difficult period, I will arrange their own period both, only the problem of the times. <------Is there anything at all that it translates correctly? Jesus!
This time to attend the existing (according to the registration date): - <------how can it be so useless even for a short sentence like this! I give up!
Three brothers (kw958), imouse, Franky, Wai, Crazy Monkey, Leslie, Kush, Cavalino
KKY, Candy, C.C., Venus, QueenB, Shiba, Chanel, Phoebe, Sonia
This year is better than the old one, and I am very satisfied with myself, because in the old year, I just forget the celebration of the left anniversary! Originally, both the war game plus fusion into a big food will add sex party, how good Ah. Members invited the most seniority is not only three brothers chef is common sense, there are Ma rejection kitchen, food 咩 are not talked about! No food a d, the next opportunity to experience it yourself!
To make a long story short, it is a wonderful evening scene. It must have been Chanel's turn left to give away. At that moment, I took Phoebe left to carry out a program of "I am a lewd and sensuality". When I returned to the scene, I saw three Brothers joined the program of sensuality, and then one after another Kush, joined with Leslie, the fighting no moment, someone leaks wet three tide towel, three! I am as a prostitute producer, Terrier Department to help provide the material! Turn around, the ileum both sensuality to attract the left ring hall both Cavalino drag QueenB ringing door whistling, but why gentleman both Cavalino stay with it during the period you do not want to eat the same group of both Chinese and Queen P QueenB reactive back, commendable.
Monkey want to do both male and female juice, driving the canal left the same group P fantasy both KKY to join. KKY really system can overcome the group P? Answer system ....... "I have to participate in the frame ... ...", but the truth is quiet, even the sound hall I see no place to go Leaving the left out of the flash only under the circumstances, stole the left Lebanon, go to the left 孖 bed room! If you ask me, my conversation is "I want to participate, but I fail." Hello! Dili you see the group P both defined to be more detailed look, or thin to ask about three brothers! Ha ha ha ha ha ....
In addition, one person attending both Sonia appears a little less guilty, but the Department ... ... 咁 啱 啱 taste both Zhuang male, guilt has been left behind! The most rare of the three brothers Chung can finish the left channel with exotic dreams!
"The original ghost guy Aberdeen is the real frame of truth!"
Sentimental male man, three brothers! Ha ha ha ha ha ... ...
Late special post push left two meetings Shangri-La Venus, but I am late for the collection of gold sentence, to accompany you both responsibility Leslie volunteered to do the left!
Be miserable both imouse, dead words to go to Lebanon to say "Hi" to you, the results got his wish, but few people know that you have been on Lebanon! Record well not only good habitual abuses d poor frame it! You rest in peace! I will remember you frame it! (Try hard)
Aunt eldest brother to visit relatives Elmo good helplessness did not go out to accept the first run, next time you see it!
Suddenly changed left busy people both Priscilla, into a little 咁 economic first msg I "Can I come?" I want to hold the public field check out friends, come come next next time friends.
Finally, Zhong unknown when the two lungs back Shiba, happy birthday! A lot of people are good to hang you! How to repair your body repair gel?
I wish SBC ninth anniversary long play!
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Dr. 發表於 2017-12-8 11:44
唉乜春呀？人灰你又灰，咁就齊齊變灰架啦！出黎一齊跳老舞！Yeah~~~
我個D唔係灰！係混雜左好多唔同感情，好複雜既感覺，唔係灰... 老人家係咁架啦，你明架...
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Dr. 發表於 2017-12-8 11:39
你注定有排捱，我會早走你幾十年！
唔好呀⋯⋯ 帶埋我走啦⋯⋯ -
kw958 發表於 2017-12-8 11:18
唉∼
唉乜春呀？人灰你又灰，咁就齊齊變灰架啦！出黎一齊跳老舞！Yeah~~~
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kw958 發表於 2017-12-8 11:18
唉∼
唉乜呀老豆⋯⋯ 你食飽飽仲唉？ -
C.C. 發表於 2017-12-8 11:20
Boss~~每次見你，我都好開心⋯⋯⋯可以盡情食食食，食肥d,yeah~
食肥完，幾時到你可以好似寶寶咁玩得咁放開懷抱先？ -
dawn 發表於 2017-12-8 10:45
係 priority 問題，但亦係誠信問題⋯⋯ 雖然priority 高D，但如果太遲通知，個日已經約左人，甘 ...
你注定有排捱，我會早走你幾十年！ -
Boss~~每次見你，我都好開心⋯⋯⋯可以盡情食食食，食肥d,yeah~
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Cavalino 發表於 2017-12-8 11:09
hmmm see my name... Gentleman... Google translate... still didn't help ahahaha
LOL.......see Google translate doesn't always work! Let me see how it translates my passage...... -
hmmm see my name... Gentleman... Google translate... still didn't help ahahaha
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係 priority 問題，但亦係誠信問題⋯⋯ 雖然priority 高D，但如果太遲通知，個日已經約左人，甘我又覺得唔應該推 low priority 個 date ，除非真係D可去可不去既 date 啦⋯⋯
我都唔希望自己人生有太多個9年... 但香港女人既人均壽命早已超越左日本女人，成為全球最長壽既女人... 唉，突然諗起D好感觸既嘢添...
無論如何，九周年快樂，祝sbc n dr 長長久久
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Phoebe 發表於 2017-12-7 22:52
我唔係咁架
我梗係知啦！我聽飛釘講有人一邊手持按摩棒，一邊腿張開，一定係拉傷左大小陰唇，要按摩一下，我明！ -
kw958 發表於 2017-12-7 22:34
咁我咪又柒多次囉。。。。。。
唔緊要，仲有四個quota!!! -
kw958 發表於 2017-12-7 21:23
其實係我同寶寶拖妹妹入房按摩，成件事表面好正經，係唔知點解變左我想要既野之嘛。。。。。另外，群p唔使 ...
你咪閘住晒先啦，人地KKY想問你架嘛，識趣D得唔得啫？(你估真係要問你咩！)
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chanel 發表於 2017-12-7 21:16
wah，邊個甘勁甘濕呀
應該係話自己返工時成日飛釘突點個位大波蓮！ -
wah，邊個甘勁甘濕呀