The Great Inside
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Once upon a time in a far far market where no one goes to, nor purchase produce from, there lies a group of like-minded food and drink items, that in order to sustain in this environment, they need to reproduce within each other---we call it the SBCmarket.
“The Great Inside/ The Great Inside/ There’s Lots of Competition / Cuz we’re all wishin’/To go to The Great Inside/ The Great Inside / The Great Inside/ The Entry Slides Open/ All wishin’ to come into the Great Inside / Welcome to SBCmarket”/
All the food items are preparing for the lavish party tonight. Dr Pepper , being the host , presents itself on the top shelf. His body in its perfect rigid position, no dent, no malfunction, wrapped in a glossy thin layerof protection, ready to face “The Great Inside”. He who guards the shelves of items, choosing the ones that belong and ones that don’t. Discarding the bad ones, keeping the fresh ones, overlooking the quality and quantity of items being presented in SBCmarket. Hot dogs are not the selling points here tonight. Nope, no buns for you to slipin my dear sausages. But hey! Tonight we have got all sorts of food, all sorts of drinks, many unthinkable surprises, and many unexpected circumstances that will guarantee open up your lids or wrappers.Me, the Honey Mustard QB, yellow in skin…I have a hard shell on the outside, but once you taste me, you will come back for more. A little sweet and little spicy,that burning sensation you get on the tip of your tongue…Yes, oh so good. Yes, usually you find me smothering myself allover those shiny wet sausages…But in SBCmarket, you get all sorts of combination.
“Honey Mustard / Honey Mustard / For I am the Honey Mustard / Sweet but spicy? / Why the confusion ? / You lick it once, and then lick for life / Honey Mustard /Honey Mustard / Go ahead / Throw me into a pool of bread / Dab some here, Dab some there, if you want you can even dab it in anywhere / Making love with bread on top / On top On top and Underneath / That will become me , thee and thee / Sandwich Sand-itch or San-Da-Wich! / For I am the Honey Mustard / Queeeeeeeeeen Bee Bee! /
Tonight we have new product on the market: Corn-On-The-Cob!He so tall/ He so Tall/ Fresh of the boat / For you to crawl! / Little corn bits for you to shave / Like it raw or Cooked—oh behave! / Peanut butter welcomes you / Come shove your corn stalk all in me / Smothered sweet oh Peanut paste / this is for you…for you to taste! /
Well done my corn. We have a special aisle for you to showcase. Next time be prepared to shed off your skin. Show off those pretty yellow corn bits as we chew you to taste!
As time goes by… Honey Mustard situated herself in a comfortable position on the shelf rack—so cold, so fresh. Here comes the Hot chilli paste. Have you ever mixed Honey Mustard with Chilli hot paste (I bet you haven’t!). Red and yellow becomes…? Give it a go, but this time we will only touch tips (Situated side by side and see how we go). Oh so sensational? Warm me up with that hot red Color, burn me up inside (well, not literally) Warm up, Warm up! Here we go! Snuggle….BUBBLE!Lil’ Miss BubblePop:Its’ been a while since we were placed on the same shelf. I am a condiment, you are the sweet, I am used on Savoury items, you are chewed by little monsters. I don’t think we would ever be placed in the same aisle here in SBCmarket. Bubblepop what’s your specialty? I believe you can be blown into quite a massive balloon, so flexible, so juicy and delicious. The more they chew you, the more juice you produce. Yummy delicious, oh so fantastic!Tonight you and buttermilk got together. Dr Pepper said you seemed different tonight. What happened to all your churning oozing-juice sound you make when these vicious snackpoppers invade you inside and out? Buttermilk with its thick viscosity made sure you were well taken care of. Bubblepop needs your continuous offering of milk to keep her moist intact.
“Bubblepop/ Bubblepop / Open here up and make here hot hot hot! / Buttermilk is here fora squeeze / Thick and juicy of what a tease / First unwrap her outer layer /All expose her oh Pink Color / Churn churn churn and mix her up with Buttermlik/ Product becomes BubbleMilk / Yummmmm” /Here we go! Snuggle….BUBBLE!
Liquorice and Honey Mustard have a long history. You can say they’re different, but similar in some sense. Both sound unpleasant but when you take sometime to go deeper, you will realize in fact these two items are interestingly delicious. Partners in crime we are.Liquorice /Liquorice / Black in Color / Soft inside / Once you taste him / There’s nowhere to hide / Darkness invades / Whip and Spank / His semi hard exteriorbrings bondage to share / Black and yellow mix and match / Grey it becomes—Fifty shades of fun /
Today Lollipop prepared us some Thai noodles to share. Every time I see you, I just want to unwrap you and lick you.
You’re so sweet inside and out / Dr Pepper is lucky to have you as one /Honey Nut Cheerios / The Sidekick! / Always fun to have around / So many holes to fill /Dipped in Milk and you go soft / Crunchy exterior but mix with Shiraz Wine /What do you become? / Classic and Elegant / Wine with Cheerios / What better combination than Honey Nut Wine? /
Tea biscuit imported from UK/ Your feisty exterior pops when Honey Nut came / Good pairing you two / Both in need of some juice / What will you become if you were to ask Honey Mustard to join? / I cannot foresee…For the mess I will make do/
The second event of the night / Peanut butter-liquorice-bubble pop / A new pairing here in SBCmarket.
Liquorice has indeed become a hot selling candy here at the market. You taste so bad but yet everyone wants a piece. No kid will want to have a bite of you. So sophisticated, So adventurous, You have become …anew. No way out tonight for you. Just lie down and enjoy having peanut butter smothered all over your delicious black silhouette, while bubblepop covers your body as she secretes more and more juice.
The GreatInside / The Great Inside / There’s lot of competition / Cuz we’re all wishin’/ To go to The Great Inside / The Great inside / The Great Inside / The entry slides open / All wishin’ to come into The Great Inside / Welcome to SBCmarket
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It's not only a market... It's like a chapter in QueenB in the Wonderland...
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I can only guess 7 of them!!!
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Dr. 發表於 2016-11-22 09:56
LOL.....I wonder if the others can tell the talents behind all these groceries. Didn't we be printed ...
I purposely don't put down the names so you can guessClose but not all correct
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Dr. 發表於 2016-11-22 09:56
LOL.....I wonder if the others can tell the talents behind all these groceries. Didn't we be printed ...
我係一支酒 -
Priscilla o 2016-11-22 11:02
Am I the shopper here? Lol
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Dr. 發表於 2016-11-22 09:56
LOL.....I wonder if the others can tell the talents behind all these groceries. Didn't we be printed ...
Am I the shopper here? Lol -
好好味咁喎...
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LOL.....I wonder if the others can tell the talents behind all these groceries. Didn't we be printed on the receipt?
"Thank you for shopping at SBCMarket"
Dear shopper Priscilla,
Here are what you have bought:
Dr.Pepper............................Dr.
Honey Mustard...................QueenB
Corn-On-The-Cob................Kelvinjai
Hot Chilli Paste...................Wai
Miss Bubblepop..................圓圓
Buttermilk............................Crazy Monkey
Liquorice..............................Woody
Lollipop................................Candy
Honey Nut............................Souki
Cheerios...............................Leslie
Shiraz Wine..........................CC
Peanut Butter.......................SophiaKeep this receipt to enjoy our full 90 days all-you-can-xxxx policy.
Satisfaction guarantee!
