You Shall Not Die
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woody 發表於 2016-6-23 15:29
下次叫「改名wudy」漏左標點呀大少~
你的摩擦力很強!! -
分享個故事你聽。
從前有一隻蜈蚣，可以用它那一百隻腳跳出非常美妙的舞蹈。每次它跳舞，森林中所有的動物都會跑來觀賞。大家對它那美妙的舞姿都印像深刻。可是有一只動物並不喜歡看蜈蚣跳舞，那就是烏龜。烏龜心想，我要怎樣才能阻止蜈蚣跳舞呢？它不能明說它不喜歡看蜈蚣跳舞，也不能說自己跳得比較好，因為那是不可能的。因此它想了一個很惡毒的計劃。它坐下來寫了一封信給蜈蚣，說：‘喔，偉大的蜈蚣呀，我對你精湛的舞藝真是佩服極了。我很想知道你是怎麼跳的。你是不是先舉起你的第二十八號左腳再舉起你的第三十號右腳？還是你先舉起你的第十七號右腳，再舉起你的第四十四號右腳？我熱切地期待你的回信。崇拜你的烏龜敬上。
蜈蚣讀了信以後，馬上開始思索自己是怎麼跳的。它到底先舉起哪一只腳？然後又舉起哪一只腳？你猜後來發生了什麼事？
蜈蚣從此不再跳舞了。
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woody 發表於 2016-6-23 15:31
要粒暈浪丸呀唔該~~~
食藥無益，不如一齊暈啦⋯ -
samL 發表於 2016-6-23 15:35
其實食多野，操多d腳，對肌肉同性能力都有幫助
我想知點操得腳黎又唔使買過晒 D 褲 :3 -
samL 發表於 2016-6-23 15:35
其實食多野，操多d腳，對肌肉同性能力都有幫助
隻腳點操?你未答我胃腩點攪~
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其實食多野，操多d腳，對肌肉同性能力都有幫助
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C.C. 發表於 2016-6-23 14:16
係床度又唔同講法呀
要粒暈浪丸呀唔該~~~ -
leslie 發表於 2016-6-23 15:12
下次叫改名wudy~
下次叫「改名wudy」漏左標點呀大少~
點都好過「慳啲啦 wudy」wakakakaka
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下次叫改名wudy~
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woody 發表於 2016-6-23 13:33
Die 唔 die 無所謂，唔好向住我就 ok 喇 wakakaka依家儲住但藥先
講呢D.... -
woody 發表於 2016-6-23 13:31
我都唔願企穩，寧願轆妳o係床
係床度又唔同講法呀 -
本帖最後由 woody 於 2016-6-23 13:40 編輯
QueenB 發表於 2016-6-23 11:44
I don't think words can express all that I feel right now.
You're right, it was all a mess, a HAWT ...
I want to... again..... now.... -
ulrich 發表於 2016-6-23 12:03
very jealous when reading your report ... but glad to hear that you had a wonderful night with _____ ...
Die 唔 die 無所謂，唔好向住我就 ok 喇 wakakaka依家儲住但藥先
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C.C. 發表於 2016-6-23 12:42
你企穩d呀∼唔好跌親我呀
我都唔願企穩，寧願轆妳o係床 -
本帖最後由 C.C. 於 2016-6-23 12:43 編輯
你企穩d呀∼唔好跌親我呀
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very jealous when reading your report ... but glad to hear that you had a wonderful night with ______ ~~~
Let me hear you say "I would not die" next time.....
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I don't think words can express all that I feel right now.
You're right, it was all a mess, a HAWT MESS.
The sequential details I don't even remember as well, I just know we spent a LONG time in there.
No seconds gone to waste , yes , we made use of every Second in there and it was awesome.Just
Fxxxing
Awesome
QB (literally smiling right now)
